Tell me about the universe,
Your biggest fears.
Hold me in your arms,
Under the blankets,
To keep me from the cold.
There is nothing more honest,
Than conversations at 2am.
In those early hours,
I crave only you.
My best friend,
My love,
You.

-Thecalmbeforeandafterthestorm.tumblr.com

lovinq-u:

dark pale

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via i-t-m-e-a-n-s-n-0-w-0-r-r-i-e-s)

autieblesam:

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"

(Source: queerodactyl, via loveingthelifeivegot)

blackvassal:

soulgems:

I was at main event today and when I was playing lazer tag this 10 year old boy ran up to me and told me I was ugly but I smiled and told him I thought he was very handsome and he blushed and apologized for insulting me then he protected me through the whole game and even shot his own teammates but the greatest part is that when his friend called him a traitor he rolled his eyes and turned to me and apologized for his friend being “a total noob”

children

(Source: soulgems, via loveingthelifeivegot)

the-fandoms-have-the-phone-box:

kisaragishintaro:

imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world and live and have to put up with everything

so in this series instead of the usual “everyone dies” tragedy the problem becomes that “everyone lives”

WRITE A BOOK

(via perpetual-procrastination)